Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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