Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
It's never too late to be topless.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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