Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
well I can't set my house on fire every night
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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