Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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