Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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