yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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