I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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