you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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