Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
