there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You may now shotgun with the bride
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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