If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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