Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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