She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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