Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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