It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
Randomize
