is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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