OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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