Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Fuck appropriateness.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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