I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
How external is "for external use only"?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Randomize
