brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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