i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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