Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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