On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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