but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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