She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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