So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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