I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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