Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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