Are we in a gay sports bar?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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