doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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