Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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