The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Sext me about skeletons
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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