his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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