I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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