after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
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