He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
do herpes really smell.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
