I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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