David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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