I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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