On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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