I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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