I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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