it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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