Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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