I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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