but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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