You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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