i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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