Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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