Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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